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This is the transport. 2 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:15,309 Yes. 3 00:00:15,790 --> 00:00:16,530 What do you think? 4 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:20,350 I feel bad because I've eaten camel before 5 00:00:20,350 --> 00:00:23,330 How do you cook a camel braise it? 6 00:00:23,450 --> 00:00:26,670 Ah, it's like a long conversation away from 7 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:36,070 the camels But they're all getting up now, 8 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,290 how are we gonna get up there? 9 00:00:44,030 --> 00:00:49,070 I know Can you take a picture of 10 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:58,090 our street say happy Christmas, happy Christmas Junior 11 00:00:58,090 --> 00:01:00,290 de Campo fed siri X and I are 12 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:05,590 a festive culinary adventure Come to Jerusalem to 13 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:10,150 celebrate Christmas with me really Thanks to a 14 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:14,250 classic de Campo cockup, we're in Morocco I 15 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:16,450 like it not the most obvious choice for 16 00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:17,350 a Christmas getaway. 17 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:19,870 It's a cobra I'm the donkey on the 18 00:01:19,870 --> 00:01:22,890 left and the car on the right But 19 00:01:22,890 --> 00:01:25,030 as always we'll be seeking out the very 20 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:31,170 best ingredients as I will It's cool Jim 21 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:35,610 the warmest hospitality Can you make 5,000 22 00:01:35,610 --> 00:01:38,790 of those and you'll tie cheer you have 23 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:39,670 to be kidding me. 24 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:46,710 Merry Christmas Three amigos Three big egos I 25 00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:50,310 hate Turkey what you're not cooking it properly 26 00:01:50,310 --> 00:02:14,990 back in the saddle again proper Would 27 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:17,070 you like to come to Jerusalem for Christmas 28 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,370 great idea Gino maybe the land of the 29 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:24,230 three kings So why on earth are we 30 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:25,570 in the middle of Morocco? 31 00:02:25,790 --> 00:02:26,590 Oh, come on. 32 00:02:26,650 --> 00:02:27,950 I got good deals on a ticket. 33 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:32,770 What a donut Why don't you just embrace 34 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:35,670 the Christmas in Morocco Bane, how'd you celebrate 35 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:40,210 Christmas in Morocco we don't celebrate Christmas Yeah, 36 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:42,470 what's wrong with that a lot's wrong with 37 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:46,930 it Oh, this one is kicking Listen, we 38 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:48,410 are in Morocco here. 39 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:49,650 The food is fantastic. 40 00:02:49,650 --> 00:02:52,490 We gonna embrace the culture, right? 41 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:56,490 It's gonna be amazing Thanks to Gino our 42 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:58,290 journey starts in the foothills of the Atlas 43 00:02:58,290 --> 00:03:01,910 Mountains We're heading north through the Agafe desert 44 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:06,190 to Morocco's cultural capital Marrakech home to the 45 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:18,810 famous Medina It's very uncomfortable Uncomfortable Fancy 46 00:03:18,810 --> 00:03:27,030 Christmas in Jerusalem ready Listen guys Christmas is 47 00:03:27,030 --> 00:03:30,810 not about where you are Christmas is about 48 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:33,610 the people you are with and I love 49 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:35,030 the fact that I'm with you to a 50 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:41,820 Christmas These ships of the desert can walk 51 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:45,460 all day without stopping us not so much 52 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,680 You know, I'm surprised you haven't moon yet 53 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,560 I'll tell you what my testicles are killing 54 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,200 me Have you ever got lost in the 55 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,780 desert brain with the camel? 56 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,020 No, I've never I just let you take 57 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,440 the road And they always get me back 58 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:01,020 home My legs are killing me. 59 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,380 Do you know how much further to go? 60 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:02,980 Seriously? 61 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,200 I need a week we can stop somewhere 62 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,400 Where are we going? 63 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:23,450 We're close to the village Arab and 64 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:25,250 Berber tribes people have been living in the 65 00:04:25,250 --> 00:04:29,810 Agafe desert for thousands of years We'll never 66 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,950 get to Marrakech before nightfall Salam alaikum, we 67 00:04:32,950 --> 00:04:34,530 can only hope there's some room at the 68 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:38,470 inn Gina well, I've trapped one of my 69 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:38,810 balls. 70 00:04:39,010 --> 00:04:39,790 We're going down. 71 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:40,870 We got this is the worst bit for 72 00:04:40,870 --> 00:04:57,430 me Oh Salam 73 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:57,830 alaikum. 74 00:04:57,850 --> 00:04:58,470 Bonjour ma'am. 75 00:04:59,070 --> 00:05:01,070 May we take our yeah, you can take 76 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:05,010 the turban off Marhaba, Marhaba Welcome. 77 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:05,390 Welcome. 78 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:05,950 Thank you. 79 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:06,730 We're honored to be here. 80 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:07,090 Thank you. 81 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:07,430 Thank you. 82 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:08,690 How old is the house? 83 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,250 More than a hundred hundred years. 84 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:14,630 He was born in this house and his 85 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:17,090 father's and grandfather was were living in Who 86 00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:18,090 is the best cook here? 87 00:05:19,770 --> 00:05:22,210 No, not you we're talking about the family. 88 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:25,050 So the best is his mother little lady. 89 00:05:25,170 --> 00:05:27,030 Do you cook ask her if she cooks? 90 00:05:29,290 --> 00:05:35,590 Nothing Mr. Bush my other father is inviting 91 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:38,450 you warmly to stay for dinner tonight and 92 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:41,290 stay the whole night with us Thank you 93 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:42,150 to pay him back. 94 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:44,210 It'd be nice to cook and help with 95 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:44,470 dinner. 96 00:05:44,730 --> 00:05:46,090 Where are we sleeping, please? 97 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:48,110 That's a good question because maybe you need 98 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:59,180 to sort out a tent outside So, this 99 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:01,000 is the kitchen this is the kitchen is 100 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:07,440 there like a like a ladder gotcha Gordon 101 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,100 That's the head of the other ship, that's 102 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:30,890 who you're having tonight Oh 103 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:38,550 So hard How'd you put these poles up 104 00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:42,150 some cumin tomatoes my contribution to dinner is 105 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:45,090 a local fish tilapia cooked with ingredients I've 106 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:45,930 raided from the ladder. 107 00:06:46,010 --> 00:06:47,270 So what do you put in lemon? 108 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:48,190 It's a preserved lemon. 109 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:51,270 Yeah, some rosemary some garlic Yeah, just inside 110 00:06:51,270 --> 00:06:54,870 my daughter She's the same age seven years 111 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:57,310 old and she already cooks she wants you 112 00:06:57,310 --> 00:06:58,810 to teach her Okay, so we can do 113 00:06:58,810 --> 00:06:59,590 this together then. 114 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:02,530 Yeah, we want to put all the Can 115 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,350 I talk? 116 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,190 What do you need to make all this 117 00:07:05,190 --> 00:07:05,490 noise? 118 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:06,450 I'm chopping darling. 119 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:07,370 What's wrong? 120 00:07:07,550 --> 00:07:10,270 We need to put all the Almonds, we 121 00:07:10,270 --> 00:07:12,610 need to put all the dry fruits in 122 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:14,590 there and then we mix it and we 123 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:23,290 make it into a sweet Call all them 124 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:23,730 up. 125 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:26,870 I've never done anything like this in my 126 00:07:26,870 --> 00:07:34,670 life You're up Not great So this fish 127 00:07:34,670 --> 00:07:35,910 it's gonna be grilled. 128 00:07:36,230 --> 00:07:36,810 I'm just worried. 129 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:38,070 That's not gonna feed us all is really 130 00:07:38,070 --> 00:07:38,410 meat. 131 00:07:38,530 --> 00:07:39,250 What's gonna show? 132 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:39,990 I love Fatima. 133 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:48,790 Yeah, she has prepared something Oh That's the 134 00:07:48,790 --> 00:07:50,770 head of the sheep Has he got the 135 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:51,330 brains in there? 136 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:53,850 She everything been here. 137 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:57,290 It makes you realize that we have far 138 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:59,570 too many things in life Can she say 139 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:00,430 brava? 140 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:06,330 Willy brava brava People could very happily live 141 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:08,330 in a place like this in this desert 142 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:12,250 where there is Nothing if your family are 143 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,990 together Everybody's happy a wash. 144 00:08:15,130 --> 00:08:18,070 See Did you see any eggs? 145 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:26,370 I heard a chicken She hides her eggs 146 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:31,890 She hides her eggs that oh my goodness 147 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,030 me you got it. 148 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:37,409 Yeah in the wardrobe Uh messy if you 149 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:39,450 glaze this it's gonna come out so beautiful, 150 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:41,990 but the problem is the flower that they 151 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:47,370 use is important a Little bit of oil 152 00:08:47,370 --> 00:08:48,990 on the boat just not not to stick. 153 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:51,070 How do we turn the gas up? 154 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:52,770 What's that? 155 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,850 The pool of the goats go shit. 156 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:56,950 We put the goat poo in there as 157 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:57,050 well. 158 00:08:57,430 --> 00:08:59,230 And it's natural It's giving a good taste. 159 00:08:59,590 --> 00:09:00,130 Is it? 160 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:06,310 Okay Yeah, some food The shit is in 161 00:09:06,310 --> 00:09:08,870 the what what are you doing? 162 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:11,950 This is the old style of living, you 163 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:14,170 know in this desert and they're happy. 164 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:16,590 It's pretty remarkable We're gonna eat together there 165 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,810 around that very fire. 166 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:24,010 I mean This is proper hospitality Wow This 167 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:24,730 looks beautiful. 168 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:25,690 Oh, grazie. 169 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:26,190 Fantastic. 170 00:09:26,510 --> 00:09:27,050 Thank you. 171 00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:29,550 This is a wonderful treat back home We'll 172 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:32,030 be getting ready with turkeys and beef and 173 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,010 this is completely different. 174 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,110 Mr. La Rossi is gonna serve us now 175 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:37,830 Look at the children's faces if I give 176 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:39,470 you this to my kids, they will never 177 00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:40,290 talk to me again. 178 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,730 Trust me It is delicious. 179 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:43,410 It's important for the guests to eat the 180 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:45,470 eyeballs here as a tradition, right? 181 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:46,030 Oh, really? 182 00:09:46,650 --> 00:09:48,090 This is gonna be like a bush Tucker 183 00:09:48,090 --> 00:09:53,310 trial If for me with the eye for 184 00:09:53,310 --> 00:10:00,950 the guest You have the second eye Yeah, 185 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:04,830 what did he get the dick It's the 186 00:10:04,830 --> 00:10:07,030 head, okay, you don't have that in the 187 00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:12,950 head unless you're a dickhead Merci beaucoup. 188 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,190 Do we say grace? 189 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:18,590 We say bismillah bismillah bismillah. 190 00:10:18,970 --> 00:10:22,970 Thank you I've got a I'm gonna cheat 191 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,930 the sheep's heads delicious Really good. 192 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:39,860 Oh How's the eyeball It's cool He's 193 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:41,520 suggesting that tomorrow you will go to the 194 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:45,180 Medina Certain cooker he's called Hajj Mustafa. 195 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,940 He's doing this the mesh week. 196 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:50,080 Hi, Mustafa Can I ask granddad? 197 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:50,800 How was the fish? 198 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,980 Number one number one. 199 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:59,460 Thank you She'll ever the sweet bread You 200 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:00,100 like it one. 201 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:10,160 Oh brava brava brava So every Christmas a 202 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:13,900 new year was clink glasses and go cheers 203 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:23,880 salute Merry Christmas Merry Christmas This 204 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,200 is where we're gonna sleep Seriously, we're gonna 205 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:26,460 sleep. 206 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,580 This is all over man. 207 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:28,840 What is this bag? 208 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,980 It's Christmas decoration All the Christmas decoration. 209 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,980 So then it looks like it's Christmas. 210 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,220 We're going now. 211 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,720 I need to go for a week and 212 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:44,800 I'm getting changed What kind of decoration did 213 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,040 you have golden when you were at home 214 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,000 when you were a boy chocolate centers and 215 00:11:48,000 --> 00:12:01,180 gingerbread man Have 216 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,960 to be kidding me he's warm and it's 217 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:03,220 cozy. 218 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:08,060 I don't care Shoes Come on here. 219 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,540 Oh, he's got my shoulders thing on the 220 00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:10,080 top of the tree. 221 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,560 Are you kidding me? 222 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,200 Say oh this is gonna look beautiful golden 223 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,120 or the eyeball is repeating on me. 224 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,260 Yeah, don't you dare fart? 225 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,380 I've got the eyeballs coming out. 226 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:24,960 You keep down that fucking onesie. 227 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:27,380 Don't you dare get him down get him 228 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:31,200 down Look guys, oh there is a star 229 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:31,540 as well. 230 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:35,600 Look These people they may not celebrate Christmas, 231 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,900 but we definitely bought Christmas to Morocco. 232 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:38,800 Hi, buddy. 233 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,040 I Used to love it when it's snowing 234 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:49,020 at Christmas because that really confirmed that father 235 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,920 Christmas was literally on route Gordon can have 236 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:57,680 some of the quilt You seriously only had 237 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:19,650 one flipping job to do fucking useless Jesus 238 00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:21,110 we always need a Jesus. 239 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:23,760 It wouldn't be Christmas without Jesus with it 240 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,230 See guys, they may be no celebrating Christmas 241 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,790 But we are going to decorate the van 242 00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:35,130 here like we did yesterday in the time, 243 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,770 you know My sock is always full of 244 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:47,250 surprises After debacle in the desert, 245 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,170 thank God we've been reunited with that trusty 246 00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:54,230 camper van But you're supposed to navigate it 247 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:56,850 we're heading into Marrakech's old town or Medina 248 00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:59,790 and trying to find the main square Jamal 249 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:02,270 Al Fana, you know where we're going, right? 250 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,890 You're supposed to be on the sat now 251 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:09,650 all in Arabic, I have no idea what 252 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:14,890 this thing says How am I gonna navigate 253 00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:17,910 if he says Arab Arabic thing stop whinging 254 00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:24,710 is Christmas My friend piano piano, oh my 255 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:28,190 lord shit Go go go go go. 256 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:31,150 Can you focus on stay in the middle 257 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:31,670 of the road? 258 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,250 I'm trying to the boys are on the 259 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:37,670 inside I'm feeling anxious Man the donkey on 260 00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:38,910 the left and the car on the right 261 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,450 There's no structure what is called Jamal Al 262 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,290 Fana Jamal Al Fana Jamal Al Fana my 263 00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:51,950 friend Jamal Al Fana Jamal Al Fana Jamal 264 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:57,670 Al Fana This is straight straight, right? 265 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,810 This looks like it over here. 266 00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:01,430 Oh This must be this one. 267 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:05,170 Look at that It's like a festival of 268 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:05,550 colors. 269 00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:06,970 This is amazing. 270 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:09,010 Oh, look at the color of the food. 271 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:10,330 Can we park this van? 272 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,310 I want to go and walk now Oh 273 00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:20,510 You know this place Jamal and Fana, yes, 274 00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:22,070 it used to be the place where public 275 00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,850 executions took place what yeah The name of 276 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,550 the place means the assembly of the dead. 277 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,470 They used to chop all the heads here 278 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,820 It's not my first time in Morocco nothing 279 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:36,880 over this country years ago But I think 280 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,180 the boys are in for a shock because 281 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,280 it is pandemonium. 282 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,560 You've got to be on your toes Gina 283 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,760 is not fast-thinking and Fred. 284 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,000 Well, god bless him. 285 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,500 You know, he's not the sharpest tool in 286 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:56,860 the box snakes Ask if they bite Yeah, 287 00:15:56,860 --> 00:16:00,320 they bite Bites in his head. 288 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,900 Yeah, why would you do that? 289 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,120 It's almost like a performing zoo, but it's 290 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:05,580 their culture. 291 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,400 It's how they survive Crazy. 292 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,540 Oh shit. 293 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,740 You just got a bite Ask if the 294 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:15,000 poison that is very dangerous if I pop 295 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:20,480 out I eat from the desert No way 296 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,800 no way no, come on, no way am 297 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,640 I doing that? 298 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:35,520 What's going on What's that what's that what's 299 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:35,960 that? 300 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:55,300 Oh fuck that It's a cobra Oh 301 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:59,180 my god, there he goes again Fred dies 302 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:02,600 into things without thinking finally, I think Fred's 303 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:09,880 got balls I was petrified Petrified but at 304 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,220 the end of the day somebody's got to 305 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:14,060 step up and show these two clowns how 306 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:21,060 it's done Was fucking shitting myself shitting myself 307 00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,630 Is he me or this place is full 308 00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:33,650 of knick-knack it's incredible it's almost like 309 00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:38,990 walking through a postcard maybe My slightly unhinged 310 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,090 friends and I have made it to Marrakech 311 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:43,930 the city that Churchill described as the Paris 312 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,990 of the Sahara Of course, Gina wants to 313 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:47,810 rock the cath bar. 314 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,290 Should we do some shopping? 315 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:50,370 What are you looking for? 316 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,410 I want to get some you know, those 317 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:56,790 belly dancer costume for my wife No, I 318 00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:02,550 cannot Hey, that's what you wanted Once you 319 00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:07,950 just model for me for a sec I 320 00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:08,510 like it. 321 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:08,750 Hello. 322 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,090 Come here. 323 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:12,370 We thought 800 800 tell him I get 324 00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:17,610 another wife I'm gonna put Gino inside Hope 325 00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,410 you pop out. 326 00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:21,770 I'll pick a man Look at the magic 327 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:22,150 carpet. 328 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:28,970 Oh, look at this This is for pictures 329 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:31,790 the real Moroccan spices we have inside please 330 00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,330 I like to show you can you have 331 00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,970 seat a little bit Just a minute, please 332 00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,210 But it's like being in a doctor's place 333 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,090 because you are in the Berber pharmacy. 334 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,050 Have you got something for? 335 00:18:43,170 --> 00:18:44,810 We have Moroccan Viagra. 336 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:45,690 Oh Jesus. 337 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,950 I need the Christmas present for my wife. 338 00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:49,810 I give you a Viagra for ladies. 339 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:58,750 Okay How does it work like tea, okay, 340 00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:03,030 if we want this and for you This 341 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,570 is this is for men. 342 00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:09,290 Yes So three bags of that and three 343 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:12,630 bags of that please is this female flag 344 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:17,050 is it legal Take it for you Gordon. 345 00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:17,550 Don't worry. 346 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:18,570 That's a grassy guy. 347 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:22,610 What kind of Christmas is this spice up 348 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:23,170 your Christmas? 349 00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:24,670 There's nothing spicy. 350 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:29,410 Mr. Boring Ramsey VOR RING supposed to be 351 00:19:29,410 --> 00:19:34,310 looking for lamb Mishri lamb We're on the 352 00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,690 hunt for the best lamb in Marrakech after 353 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,070 a tip-off from a host in the 354 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,710 desert How do we know where to find 355 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:40,910 it? 356 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,050 It's in Mishri, LA. 357 00:19:42,290 --> 00:19:42,750 Mishri, LA. 358 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:43,270 Okay, let's go. 359 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,030 We have to ask for Mustafa. 360 00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:45,990 Mustafa? 361 00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:54,390 Mustafa Bonjour monsieur Mustafa Yes, I see look 362 00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:57,010 this on there Mustafa, but you're watching Fred, 363 00:19:57,090 --> 00:20:01,470 Saba Gino hello, how you doing? 364 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,750 So I live in a Marrakech a voodoo 365 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:04,250 goatee. 366 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:06,250 Let me show you Let me show you 367 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:06,730 royals. 368 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:07,950 You let me show you the Marrakech. 369 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,690 He says that we can try the royal 370 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,030 Mishri of Marrakech. 371 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:14,130 Yeah People come from miles around for most 372 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,590 of us Mishri or spit roast. 373 00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:18,090 He slow roast the whole lamb and sells 374 00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:21,270 up to 40 a day It's a big 375 00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:25,430 community see It's 50 years since he'd been 376 00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,350 working here doing the Mishri his father and 377 00:20:27,350 --> 00:20:27,850 his grandfather. 378 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,610 We're here cooking Mishri How'd you get a 379 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:31,110 lamb like that? 380 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,270 But where where's the restaurant Mustafa? 381 00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:33,670 Excuse me. 382 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,450 Where's can we see was a new? 383 00:20:35,850 --> 00:20:41,690 Oh, oh, no, I'm full up Where Well, 384 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:46,590 I Wait, so see the food. 385 00:20:47,190 --> 00:20:48,470 I'm a limo toy. 386 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,370 See Traditional. 387 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,450 Oh, yeah. 388 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,270 Wow Wait, it was or do food. 389 00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:57,290 I won't I won't rise or do food. 390 00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:59,590 It's a little more talk I'm pretty desert 391 00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:00,210 to us. 392 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,290 We but sell songs a piece. 393 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:02,970 No song. 394 00:21:03,270 --> 00:21:03,790 No spices. 395 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:04,370 Nothing. 396 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:08,690 Yes, not your element There's about 12 lamb 397 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:11,670 underneath I'm hungry. 398 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:12,770 Oh my lord. 399 00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:16,870 I was the seasoning Sadie said educate me. 400 00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:17,790 I love you booty. 401 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:18,130 Yes. 402 00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:22,010 See Wow, oh wow, don't put too much 403 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:34,470 Oh my god, right that's a boom 404 00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:43,790 delicious best lamb I Know Freaky Simple it's 405 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:45,670 so tender and succulents and for me you'd 406 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:47,590 serve this quality of lamb in a restaurant 407 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,350 I can see this on the menu the 408 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,970 Savoy delicious was it the grand chef? 409 00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,470 Just we treasure of the world. 410 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:56,790 He said he's very happy to meet a 411 00:21:56,790 --> 00:21:58,150 proper chef for the first time He doesn't 412 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:58,610 know what you do. 413 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,470 So, all right, let me pay come here. 414 00:22:00,530 --> 00:22:00,770 You do us. 415 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:03,170 You play miss you Nasty, but cool. 416 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,550 So the money Sure, I'm about Malik. 417 00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:07,030 Um, Salam. 418 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:07,690 Yes. 419 00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:09,390 That has to be the best lamb. 420 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:11,670 I've ever tasted better than even Gino barn 421 00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:11,870 grill. 422 00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:35,550 I Am going to make a Beautiful mulled 423 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:35,810 wine. 424 00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:36,870 I'll go few olives. 425 00:22:37,070 --> 00:22:38,230 What about a nice stop and add with 426 00:22:38,230 --> 00:22:38,910 a little bousquet. 427 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,390 We're just having toast That's it. 428 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:41,130 The olives on toast. 429 00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:41,590 That's it. 430 00:22:41,670 --> 00:22:44,430 It's tapenade on bruschetta So I'll go black 431 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,070 olives green olives then fresh garlic. 432 00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:49,230 I put a touch of mint and Arisa 433 00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:49,610 paste. 434 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:59,190 Thank you Salute Let's relax Why is it 435 00:22:59,190 --> 00:22:59,710 so salty? 436 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:02,110 It's not salty at all. 437 00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:05,290 That is salty as anything take the criticism 438 00:23:06,550 --> 00:23:08,690 As a as a chef, you just need 439 00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:09,810 to know where to draw the line. 440 00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:11,190 It's salty. 441 00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:13,090 I've got a present for you What is 442 00:23:13,090 --> 00:23:13,410 it? 443 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:14,570 I got it in the market. 444 00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:17,350 Oh For somebody who doesn't like tapenade with 445 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:18,870 bruschetta, you're doing quite well, are you? 446 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:22,070 He always complains when I cook something then 447 00:23:22,070 --> 00:23:24,410 he eats everything I think he's getting all 448 00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:26,790 that guy Well, he's 52. 449 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:41,490 No 53 This 450 00:23:41,490 --> 00:23:44,170 is reminds me Christmas on my house argument 451 00:23:44,170 --> 00:24:04,160 and then we cuddle each other Oh 452 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,280 Gordon be careful that red light. 453 00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:09,940 It's flashing. 454 00:24:10,340 --> 00:24:12,620 It goes off against five relax How lucky 455 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,280 are we to be here in the middle 456 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,560 of the saffron harvest? 457 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:20,060 Oh Saffron can only be picked for three 458 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:23,220 weeks every year Today, we're heading to the 459 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:25,960 Eureka Valley in the foothills of the Atlas 460 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,120 Mountains for the harvest of the world's most 461 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:33,920 expensive spice Talking About expensive spices. 462 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:34,600 Yes. 463 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,120 What is being your most expensive? 464 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,540 Christmas present that you received my one if 465 00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:43,020 I tell you you won't believe me go 466 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:46,080 on My wife went to an auction for 467 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:46,500 charity. 468 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:52,200 Yes for 3,700 pounds one pubic air 469 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,920 from Madonna What that's disgusting it comes in 470 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,660 a transparent box in a nice frame It's 471 00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:00,960 a lot about this long and what color 472 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,260 was it? 473 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,680 It's a little bit like your color blonde 474 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:09,300 what It's come back on again now go 475 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,880 back off again the light what have you 476 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,100 done? 477 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,620 I don't know I said red lights. 478 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,360 Come on now. 479 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,320 It's a stop. 480 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,080 Don't go in a ditch. 481 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:21,140 You're You're on the ditch Showcases stop Now 482 00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:23,360 it's fucked try and turn it on right 483 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:32,480 I Just lock it See we are here 484 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,640 and we need to get there, right? 485 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:42,240 It's a flipping long way It's supposed to 486 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,820 be picking saffron and look at you too, 487 00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:44,720 you're going so fast. 488 00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:50,020 Oh why because I hate hanging around Well, 489 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:52,260 let's go for a light job no, no 490 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:56,460 Oh, no, my shoes are no good for 491 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,000 doing that. 492 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,700 What are you doing? 493 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:07,120 Doing the Italian jogging Oh Gordon yes, look 494 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:13,200 the man with the donkey Bonjour Salam alaikum 495 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:22,620 Allora hello Gino now see there look Can 496 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:23,800 we then we all left? 497 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,420 Oh, he said yes. 498 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:25,620 Okay. 499 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,400 Thank you. 500 00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:26,820 Thank you. 501 00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:28,400 Yeah, I'm gonna go there. 502 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,320 Okay Watch out. 503 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:44,600 There's a goat and three chickens Come 504 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,960 to Jerusalem to celebrate Christmas with me really 505 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,320 We are together right we are together that's 506 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,280 the most important thing is about being together 507 00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:04,040 for Christmas a Sort of fun way. 508 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:06,080 I'm happy that the van broke down ready. 509 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,500 Why because we're never gonna speed in something 510 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,220 like this It's like we've been back to 511 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:19,880 up 2,000 years ago You know the 512 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,660 name of saffron come from the Arabic is 513 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:24,080 up around and he means yellow Some people 514 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,220 say it's as effective as a stimulant for 515 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,080 people who take who have a PhD What 516 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,420 people who are hyperactive like Gordon? 517 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,280 That's why I put saffron in my coffin. 518 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,680 That's why do you yes Is there any 519 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:36,940 eggs? 520 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,740 Look we get no taking my kids on 521 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:49,980 bikes. 522 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:50,980 Oh, yeah. 523 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,920 Merry Christmas. 524 00:27:53,060 --> 00:28:04,320 I really I could walk faster I 525 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:07,100 Every time I move with his pin changes 526 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,560 No, don't don't do that because I don't 527 00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,700 understand what he says either We're in the 528 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,620 foothills of Morocco's Atlas Mountains where once again, 529 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,220 do you know the genius has got us 530 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,960 lost if we managed to find? 531 00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:18,700 The saffron farm. 532 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,320 I want to take some home and add 533 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,660 a twist to my Christmas stuffing Christmas day. 534 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,080 You have turkey. 535 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,980 I Hate turkey what I really dislike. 536 00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:31,600 I really really don't like you're not cooking 537 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,000 it properly What do you mean? 538 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:33,480 I'm not cooking. 539 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,640 I've tried many recipe I've tried everything you 540 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,040 put it the streaky bacon on top and 541 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,520 put the batter between based this is based 542 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:41,840 Yeah, but it's bland. 543 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,520 He's dry And let it rest for as 544 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:48,540 long as you cook it What about over 545 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,580 there come on Oh Joe Oh shush la 546 00:28:50,580 --> 00:29:00,760 la fam de saffron Finally That's 547 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,920 me, are you okay? 548 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:05,500 Yeah, I'm afraid Lynn Ducker moved to Morocco 549 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,700 seven years ago and started her farm. 550 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,460 So her saffron by hand planting eight tons 551 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:13,400 of crocus bulbs She now produces some of 552 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,220 the highest grade saffron in the world You 553 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:19,740 see one unique flower or can you get 554 00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:22,380 saffron from different variety of flowers? 555 00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:26,020 There's only one crocus flower that produces saffron 556 00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:29,000 That is the most important the red threads 557 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,480 if you get a flower that has more 558 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,180 than three We all regard it as a 559 00:29:33,180 --> 00:29:34,800 lucky break like a four-leaf clover. 560 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,220 Why are they all women in the field? 561 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:39,280 It's considered to be woman's work. 562 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,580 We made it more delicate. 563 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:42,860 I mean look because he's sausage fingers You 564 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,400 could not pick up a saffron. 565 00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:45,640 The only thing you can pick up is 566 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,720 a fillet steak I can pick up saffron 567 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,820 Gina do you want this line? 568 00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:56,020 So beautiful I've never picked saffron before